Title: ウチの夫は仕事ができない Uchi no Otto wa Shigoto ga Dekinai
English Title: My Loser Husband
Episode 01
Hijikata Shunji: Well, if it isn't our rising star, Tatokoro Yosuke. Does a capable employee such as yourself think it's physically impossible?
Tatokoro Yosuke: No, We'll get it done somehow. Or rather, I'll show you how it's done.
Kurokawa Akira: It shouldn't be "eh?!". That should've been "yes!".
Kurokawa Akira: You suck-up! You're gonna screw the rest of us over if you promise things you can't deliver on!
Tatokoro Yosuke: We don't want to say things to our boss that might make him think we can't do our jobs now, do we?
Kurokawa Akira: Fight when it's time to fight!
Episode 02
Kurokawa Akira: You should be grateful we even have a job to give you.
Oda Mariyo: I mean, would a competent guy even say something like he wasn't cut out for it?!
Machida Akari: "When poverty comes in the door, love flies out the window."
Kurokawa Akira: More importantly, didn't you just say that you'd like to try your best?
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Kurokawa Akira: I absolutely despise things like that. If you're serious, proclaim, "I'll work hard!". Assert, "I'll do it." "I'll give it a shot." Anyone can say, "I want to". Don't take out insurance because you can't take responsibility for your own words!
Kobayashi Tsukasa: You're absolutely correct. I apologize. I'll work hard. I'll do it. I'll give it a shot!
Kobayashi Sayaka: I heard that taking control of presentations means taking control of your job.
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Kobayashi Tsukasa: But that is true. Even with the same content, results can change based on the skill of the presentation.
Kobayashi Sayaka: It seems practicing is good for that.
Kobayashi Tsukasa: Practice?
Kobayashi Sayaka: Yeah. Practicing speaking. Like talking everyday about your day.
Kobayashi Sayaka: "For a man who has skills, socializing over drinks is a must. Important work discussions usually take place when the liquor starts flowing."
Episode 03
Kobayashi Sayaka: I wonder if hiding unpleasant things counts as lying...
Kobayashi Sayaka: "Conversely, a competent man will think up to 10 proposals."
Machida Akari: If you lie even once, your relationship quietly changes.
Hijikata Shunji: What's your job?
Tatokoro Yosuke: To make things happen.
Tatokoro Yosuke: Have you never heard that "the end justify the means"?
Hijikata Shunji: What's your job?
Kobayashi Tsukasa: To make things happen.
Tatokoro Yosuke: Then what does it mean to do a first-rate job?
Kurokawa Akira: Isn't it building a relationship of trust? No matter the situation, speaking candidly, and having them say, "for you, they'll do it".
Episode 04
Hijikata Shunji: So you messed up the communication.
Kobayashi Tsukasa: It's written right here...
Hijikata Shunji: If they didn't understand, it's the same as if you hadn't written it!
Hijikata Shunji: Gaps become open spaces; even small gaps can widen endlessly.
Hijikata Shunji: But in an enticing space, people naturally gather.
Episode 05
Kurokawa Akira: It's true what's past is past, but you can still change the future, you know?
Episode 06
Machida Akari: ... "the ground becomes solid after a heavy rain" ...
Kurokawa Akira: There are times where you just have to fight, you know?
Kobayashi Tsukasa: For me, nothing can be done for things that had past.
Episode 07
Episode 08
Endo Tomoka: Some day when, actually?
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Endo Tomoka: If you keep saying it like that, you'll end up never changing things.
Episode 09
Episode 10
